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Welcome to the Shitshow

By smallfry on May 17, 2025
Posted in Uncategorized

Shitty Fucking Blog introduces its first post on its brand new website, hand-designed from scratch. Get a taste of shitty satire and see if there's any content here for you!

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Solicitors knocking during a natural disaster

No, You Can't Get On My Roof

By smallfry on May 21, 2025
Posted in Ragers

As soon as there's a mildly severe storm in the area, Gary, Larry, and their sister Mary are at my door asking if they can inspect my roof. No, you can't fucking see my roof. Begone, thot!

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Your Kids are Hypocrites Just Like You

By smallfry on May 18, 2025
Posted in Sociology

Lazy parenting leads to lazy children. Don't blame them for being fucked when it's your fault. We're all busy, but don't be surprised when they're busy too -- because that's how you taught them to pass the time.

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Welcome to the Shitshow

By smallfry on May 17, 2025
Posted in Uncategorized

Shitty Fucking Blog introduces its first post on its brand new website, hand-designed from scratch. Get a taste of shitty satire and see if there's any content here for you!

Read More